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Men are like....

1. Men are like ....Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like....Bananas...... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ......Weather.. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like .......Blenders.. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ..... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like .....Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like .....Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like .....Mascara... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....Popcorn..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like .......Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Bubba and Junior

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches,"
and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

10:21, 2006-Dec-22 .. Posted by